The Blog Thingy
shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

get-huge-or-die-mirin:

Love the feeling of 5 guys inside of me

get-huge-or-die-mirin:

Love the feeling of 5 guys inside of me

rad-king:

This means so much to me

rad-king:

This means so much to me

usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.

usernamealreadytakenwut:

Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.

rudeasscop:

me at the movies

ruinedchildhood:

Me everyday

ruinedchildhood:

Me everyday

Me: So you cell carrier didn't give you a warning text that they were going to disable your account if you didn't make your payment?
Zach: Well they did but it was like 2 weeks before the due date and I forgot.
Me: ...
Zach: If they had done it the day of or the day before that would have been way better.