Big shoutout to all the Virgos out there celebrating a birthday between August 23 - Sept 22.
who is she
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
waiting for someone to text back like
parents be like
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
I’ve been saying this a lot recently.
This is elvish-elvis' fault for making the Han Yolo comment in a previous post. SORRY NOT SORRY ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ